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December 2024 Newsletter

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Merry Christmas!

Life in Mexico

They love to drink and drive here. It’s not uncommon to see someone heading to work in the morning with a can of breakfast malt in their left hand. The cops certainly don’t care. You could strap a keg to the roof rack and run a hose through the driver window and they wouldn’t bat an eye.

This may explain the forest of white crosses that sprout around every major intersection. You notice them most in November, because that’s when surviving family members spruce them up with a coat of paint and a plastic floral wreath during Day of the Dead celebrations.

I asked my Mexican friend David about these memorials and he explained that there is a whole industry devoted to venerating loved ones killed in road accidents.

“There are actually little coffins underneath the cross with a boy or girl doll inside, depending on their gender,” he explained.

I asked if they were dressed in clothes that reflected their occupations, like Combat Camo Ken or Barrister Barbie. “Of course.”

I’m not sure if he’s pulling my leg, but I kind of like the idea. If I’m ever lucky enough to be hit by a drunk behind the wheel of a Corona beer truck, I’d like to have a bobble-head of Shakespeare in my tiny coffin.

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FBI AGENT JACK KENYON is back! When a bomb in Myron Buckstar’s software lab kills an innocent woman, Jack and the crew are called in to find out if terrorists are targeting the flamboyant billionaire. They soon discover that the victim was a member of Scotland Yard working undercover on a mysterious case. As Jack pursues her murder, he uncovers a race to steal the Crystal Ball, an invention that allows its owner to peer into the future. Follow Jack from San Francisco to London as he pursues a host of murderers, conmen and criminals who will stop at nothing to achieve their goal.

Recipe: Stuffed potato skins

I’m addicted. This is the easiest recipe in the world to make, and everyone loves it!

Ingredients

2 baker potatoes

1 Tsp of olive oil

½ cup of sour cream

½ cup of grated cheese

½ cup of diced onion

1 tsp of salt

½ cup of chopped bacon

Directions

Rub the potatoes with olive oil and bake them whole for one hour at 375F. Let cool for half an hour and then cut in half and scoop out the insides, leaving the skins intact.

Mash the potato and mix with sour cream, grated cheese, onion, salt and bacon bits. Refill the potato skins. Place on a baking tin and bake for 30 minutes at 350F. Enjoy!

TV Series

Man on the Inside

Streaming on Netflix

This is a series that you’re going to find either very funny and enjoyable, or dumb. It stars Ted Danson of Cheers as Charles, a widower and retired professor who is rattling around in his house all day, much to the distraction of his doting daughter Emily.

Meantime, a valuable ruby necklace goes missing from the room of Virginia, a dotty resident of the Pacific View Retirement Community in San Francisco. Virginia’s son is mad as hell, and hires Julie, a private investigator, to get the necklace back.

Julie, in turn, does a cattle call to find a senior who can blend into the retirement home and spy on the residents. Charles, hoping to placate his daughter, applies and, to his surprise, gets the job.

So that’s the setup. Charles spends the next few weeks in a classic cozy whodunit, investigating and eliminating the unsuspecting suspects.

We enjoyed it so much that we binged all eight episodes in two nights! If you like charming and witty mystery series with nary a corpse or pint of blood in sight, then I highly recommend Man on the Inside!

Book Review

Happy-Go-Lucky

By Dave Sedaris

This is a very sick man, which is probably the main reason we’ve been reading him for several decades.

Dave writes humorous essays about his life, his loves, his addictions and his family. He first came to the public’s attention with Santaland Diaries, an expose of his job as an elf at Macy’s Santaland Village. The job entailed dressing up in baggy green pants, a yellow turtleneck and a green vest, then guiding kids through their visit with Santa.

“You look like an asshole,” said a Dad on the first day of his job.

“Well, at least I get paid. You’re giving it away for free.”

Sardonic, witty, trenchant and laugh-out-loud funny, his latest book covers topics like the death of his father, the perils of swapping toilet paper with coffee filters during COVID hoarding, and bad jokes sent in by faithful readers.

Two priests are in a car when a cop pulls them over.

“I’m looking for two child molesters,” says the cop.

The two priests look at one another then turn to the cop. “We’re in!”

I highly recommend Happy-Go-Lucky!

Bonus TV Series

Goliath

Streaming on Netflix

This is a great series if you’re looking for a courtroom drama fix while awaiting the next season of Lincoln Lawyer.

Goliath follows the trials and tribulations of Billy McBride (played by Billy Bob Thornton), a hard-drinking lawyer with a penchant for shooting himself in the foot. Once upon a time, McBride was the driving force behind Cooperman/McBride, until his boozing got the better of him and he burned out.

Now, McBride runs a small shop out of a motel on Sunset Blvd with the help of his daughter and a reformed hooker. They stumble upon the wrongful death of an engineer, killed by an explosion on a boat owned buy his defense contractor employer.

McBride takes the case and almost immediately gets into a barrel of shit. It turns out his ex law firm, now run by Donald Cooperman (a delightfully evil William Hurt), is main counsel to the dead man’s employers. Spooks and crooked cops soon turn his personal life into hell and kill his client.

Undaunted, McBride risks it all in search of the truth.

Created by David E. Kelley, the series features a delightful cast with lots of feature roles and the excellent dialogue one comes to expect from the creator of Boston Legal and Big Little Lies. I highly recommend Goliath!

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Life in Calgary

It’s back to Manzanillo this month; we’re looking forward to seeing old friends and enjoying the great (post hurricane) winter weather!

In the meantime, we’ve had a wonderful time in Calgary; it’s been over a decade since we lived here, and it’s grown and matured in so many ways.

Our neighborhood in Eau Claire is now surrounded by summer concerts and events that feature music and culture from around the world. Here’s a small sample;

The Mexifest with wrestlers and tacos!

Beaches the Musical playing at Theatre Calgary!

Book readings by authors who really appreciate you buying their books (ahem).

Crystal Ball is now Available on Amazon!

FBI AGENT JACK KENYON is back! When a bomb in Myron Buckstar’s software lab kills an innocent woman, Jack and the crew are called in to find out if terrorists are targeting the flamboyant billionaire. They soon discover that the victim was a member of Scotland Yard working undercover on a mysterious case. As Jack pursues her murder, he uncovers a race to steal the Crystal Ball, an invention that allows its owner to peer into the future. Follow Jack from San Francisco to London as he pursues a host of murderers, conmen and criminals who will stop at nothing to achieve their goal.

Recipe; Zucchini Stuffed Italian Boats

A big thank-you to our wonderful friend Wilma for supplying us with her home-grown zucchini for this tasty recipe. This is a delicious meal and easy to make – your family and friends are going to give you plenty of compliments! By the way, this recipe is keto, vegan and no kittens were harmed.

Ingredients

2 large zucchinis,

1 Tsp of olive oil.

1 cup of tomato sauce

1 tsp of salt

1 Tsp of Italian seasoning

1 cup of tomato sauce

1 cup of mushrooms, chopped

1 Tsp of butter

1 cup of grated cheese.

Directions

Preheat the oven to 350 F.

Cut the zucchinis lengthwise and scoop out the seeds. Rub them with olive oil and place on a cookie tray. Bake for 20 minutes.

Fry the mushrooms in butter in a medium-sized pan then add the tomato sauce, salt and Italian seasoning. Let simmer on low while the zucchini is baking.

Fill the zucchini boats with the sauce then cover with cheese. Bake in the oven a further 5 minutes, then turn on the broiler and toast the cheese for two minutes.

Let them cool for a few minutes, then serve. Enjoy!

Book Review

The Briar Club

By Kate Quinn

Quinn is an American author who has written a series of tremendously enjoyable novels about brave women who defy the Nazis. If you haven’t read The Huntress, the Rose Code or The Alice Network, then you’re in for a treat.

Her latest work, The Briar Club, is set in Washington, DC, in the 1950s. It veers from her focus on WWII, but I think it’s her best work yet.

The story takes place in the Briarwood boarding house, set in the neighborhood of Foggy Bottom.

Mrs. Nilsson and her children Lina and Pete are hosts to a bevy of women who have come to Washington in search of jobs. They include Nora, escaping her cloying family, Bea, a former player for the All American Girls Baseball League, and Felicity, a young mother whose husband is fighting in Korea.

Into their midst strolls Mrs. Grace March, a widow who soon captivates everyone with her worldly manners and Thursday night potluck. The author unfolds their individual lives and the manner in which they become a family with skill and insight.

And did I mention the prologue features a grisly, blood-spattered corpse? This ain’t no pedestrian stroll through the Eisenhower Era; someone in the boarding house is a cold-blooded murderer. I highly recommend The Briar Club!

TV Series

The Tragically Hip No Dress Rehearsal

Streaming on Prime

This is a four-episode documentary on one of the most original bands to ever come out of Canada; The Tragically Hip. From their origins in Kingston, Ontario, to Gordon Downey’s tragic death from brain cancer at the age of 53, the documentary traces the many potholes and detours on their journey to success.

I have never been a Hip Head. As we stood in line waiting to see its debut at the Calgary International Film Festival, however, I had a chance to talk with some devoted fans. They mentioned how, even in the biggest arenas, Gord would make them feel as though he was personally communicating with them, reaching out to their hearts with his poetic lyrics.

(By coincidence, we met the band in the mid-80s while staying with friends in Toronto. Alan Gregg, their manager, invited the band over on New Year’s Day for a drink and we were charmed by their youth and good manners).

But back to the doco. There’s a lot of shots from the picturesque Lake Ontario city of Kingston as the group walks through the events that brought them together and formed life-long friendships.

There’s lots of footage of the band on the road, performing the day-to-day tasks of hanging out in laundromats and noodling with lyrics and instruments.

And there’s lots of live performances of their most famous songs, with Gord writhing around the stage like a poor soul possessed by a demon as he performs.

The final episode covers the country-wide tour after Gord has been diagnosed with inoperable cancer. Rather than being maudlin, however, it captures the beautiful relationship that the band had with both themselves and their fans. I highly recommend No Dress Rehearsal!

Bonus Book Review

Here One Moment

By Liane Moriarty

Liane Moriarty is one of our favorite authors. She is an Australian writer who lives in Sydney and writes about the lives of ordinary suburban Ozzies in such an extraordinary manner that she captivates you from the very first page.

Even if you’ve never read Moriarty, the chances are that you are very familiar with her work, as her book Big Little Lies was made into an award-winning mini series starring Reese Witherspoon and Nicole Kidman.

Big Little Lies was my favorite Moriarty book until I read Here One Moment. The premise of the book is audacious; during a routine flight from Hobart to Sydney, a 70-year old widow named Cherry walks down the aisle predicting everyone’s cause of death and age of death.

Some of the passengers are amused, while others are thrown into profound anxiety. She tells one young woman that she will die in a car accident within the year. She predicts that the infant sitting in a mother’s lap will drown at the age of seven.

Turmoil erupts when her predictions begin to come true. The young woman does indeed die in a car accident, and others pass away as stated. Suddenly, Cherry has become the mysterious Death Lady, with a website tabulating her prophesies.

Moriarty writes following a code; no ghosts, divine intervention or phantasms ever determine the outcome of her books. So it was with great anticipation as I read this novel; how would she resolve what clearly appears to be a paranormal phenomenon at the heart of the story without compromising her inner tenet?

She pulls it off brilliantly, and, I promise, the ending will delight you. I highly recommend Here One Moment!

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Life in Calgary

As many readers know, I started my professional writing career as a reporter for the Calgary Herald. Thanks to the Daily Oil Bulletin, being back in Calgary has given me the opportunity to practice being a newspaper hack once again.

A few weeks ago, I attended an energy conference at the Banff Springs Hotel. The featured speaker was Stephen Harper, former prime minister and current international consultant.

I had never heard him speak before, and I was pleasantly surprised to learn that he has a very sharp sense of humor. In his opening remarks, he lamented the name change of the Edmonton Eskimos to the Elks due to political correctness.

“What’s next?” he queried. “Are they going to start calling the Oilers the Renewables?”

Crystal Ball Now Available on Amazon!

Read an Excerpt Here!

Movie Review; 50th Anniversary

Blazing Saddles

Streaming on Prime

Half a century ago, Blazing Saddles made its debut. Directed by Mel Brooks, it was a desperate attempt to revitalize his career after a number of flops had pushed him to the edge of bankruptcy.

Undeterred, the comic genius set out to spoof Westerns, a staple of Hollywood. The premise of the movie was standard fare; the town of Rock Ridge hires a sheriff to save them from the clutches of evil politician Hedley Lammar (Harvey Korman), when a railroad is routed through their town.

Brooks then ran the genre completely off the rails. Sheriff Bart, played by black actor Cleavon Little, is almost lynched by the town’s residents but manages to escape their clutches by threatening to shoot himself first.

Bart then enlists the legendary talents of The Waco Kid (Gene Wilder), and Mongo (NFL star Alex Karras), to battle Hedley’s thugs. Along the way, Brooks mixes in Nazis, motorcycle thugs, a Bavarian seductress and a Yiddish Indian Chief. Oh, and the fart scene.

Critics universally panned the movie, but audiences fell out of their seats laughing and the picture took in over $100 million, placing it among the top ten grossing films for that time. It was subsequently nominated for three Academy Awards.

Gross, tasteless and raunchy, Blazing Saddles is considered by the American Film Institute as one of the 100 funniest movies ever made. It has stood the test of time; I highly recommend you watch it!

Book Review

Everyone in My Family Has Killed Someone

By Benjamin Stevenson

You have to admit, that’s a great title. The murder mystery is written by an Australian stand-up comedian, and it’s very funny.

The mystery takes place in a ski lodge on the tallest peak in Australia. The Cunningham family has gathered there to celebrate the release from prison of Michael Cunningham, who was convicted of manslaughter in the death of a lifelong criminal.

The Cunninghams are notorious throughout Australia after the family patriarch killed a policeman during a botched robbery in which he was also gunned down in graphic fashion.

His widow subsequently raises three young boys amid public scorn. Ernest, the middle boy, is the narrator of the novel, frequently cataloguing the victims of his siblings and in-laws in satiric fashion through direct observation and flashbacks.

Obviously, a stand-up comic uses stage communication with the audience as their primary means of story-telling, and Stevenson frequently pauses the narrative to seek out the sensibilities of you. The technique can be quite disruptive in the wrong hands as it deliberately suspends the reader’s sense-of-disbelief, but the author uses it to great effect.

Anyway, the family reunion is thrown into disarray when a stranger is consumed by flames during a raging blizzard. Who is the murderer stalking among them? Is it the anal sister-in-law, or her dweeb husband? Constable Reynolds, trapped by the blizzard, must suss out the guilty before they strike again!

I won’t give too much away but the narrator finally pieces the puzzle together just in time for a fiery finale. I highly recommend Everyone in My Family Has Killed Someone!

TV Series

The Perfect Couple

Streaming on Netflix

Yes, I know I reviewed this last month, but that was really about the book, and this is about the series, plus I never pass up an opportunity to post a photo of Nicole Kidman.

As you recall, Greer and Tag Winbury (played by Nicole Kidman and Liev Schreiber), are hosting the wedding of their son Benji and his bride Celeste at their fabulous beachside mansion on the island of Nantucket. Hundreds have been invited to the lavish affair, which is expected to be the talk of the island.

The eve of the wedding is tragically marred by the death of the maid-of-honor, however. Merritt is found on the beach below the mansion, apparently drowned. But when the Chief of Police begins to investigate, he soon discovers an undercurrent of deceit and chicanery that belies the reputation of ‘the perfect couple’ and their family.

I was greatly impressed by Nicole’s portrayal of the steely matriarch Greer (she can win an Emmy with the wiggle of one eyebrow), but I was unexpectedly pleased by the performances of two secondary characters, the wedding planner (Tim Bagley), and the maid (Irina Dubova). When the police call them in for questioning, they spill the cattiest gossip you can imagine in straight face; the series is worth watching just to see these two veterans perform.

The critics, of course, are calling The Perfect Couple mindless soap-opera trash, but it’s all done in the over-the-top, prime-time tradition of Dallas, and you’re not going to find a better performer of a wily villain than Nicole Kidman!

Join me for a reading of Crystal Ball on Sunday, September 15, 4 pm at Owls Nest Books!

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Life in Calgary

Back in the summer of ‘67, my pal Bennie bought Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band and invited me over to hear it.

I was especially intrigued by one song; Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds.

“What’s that all about?” I asked.

“LSD,” said Bennie.

“Ooh.”

Before it was banned in the late 1960s, chemistry undergraduates at McMaster University were enthusiastically whipping up batches of a potential stress reliever called lysergic acid diethylamide. While the relief of stress was negligible, a microgram of LSD did have the side effect of glorious hallucinations.

Alas, that era is long past, but the visual effects live on in Beautifica, a highly entertaining music and visual extravaganza created by the musician James Hood.

We caught a showing at the TELUS Spark Science Center in Calgary, and were treated to the wonderful sensation of zooming through the universe in a psychedelic starship. The show is on its last leg in Calgary, but you can catch it at various locations in the US this summer.

Available this Fall!

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FBI AGENT JACK KENYON is back! When a bomb in Myron Buckstar’s software lab kills an innocent woman, Jack and the crew are called in to find out if terrorists are targeting the flamboyant billionaire.

They soon discover that the victim was a member of Scotland Yard working undercover on a mysterious case.

As Jack pursues her murder, he uncovers a race to steal the Crystal Ball, an invention that allows its owner to peer into the future. Follow Jack from San Francisco to London as he pursues a host of murderers, conmen and criminals who will stop at nothing to achieve their goal.

Recipe: Veal Burgers

This is easy to mix together and creates a delightful summer BBQ meal!

Ingredients

1 lb. of minced veal (if the butcher doesn’t have it, check the frozen food section).

2 oz. of parmesan, grated

1 tsp salt

1 tsp of paprika

Garnishing

Cob’s Bakery buns.

Directions

Mix parmesan, salt and paprika into the veal. Let it sit for 10 minutes, then form in to patties.

Grill on the BBQ, and garnish with onions, pickles, caramelized onions etc., and serve on lightly toasted buns from Cob’s Bakery.

Enjoy!

Book Review

A Death in Cornwall

By Daniel Silva

This is the 24th  book in the Gabriel Allon series, and it’s a peach.

Allon is an Israeli secret agent who served for many years as a Mossad assassin, rising through the ranks to become the boss of ‘The Office’. His legendary exploits took him around the world, hunting Israel’s sworn enemies in Europe, the Middle East and North America.

Now retired, he devotes his life to restoring the Masters, whether it’s an altarpiece by Raphael or a painting by Rothko. He lives the quiet life with his wife Chiara in Venice with their two children, striving to stay out of the limelight.

Until something royally pisses him off, that is. The effrontery in question is the brutal hatchet murder of an Oxford professor. Allon soon discovers she was on the trail of a Picasso painting, looted from a Paris art collector by the Nazis in WWII.

His investigation leads him to the Geneva Freeport, a tax-free haven where billionaires and crooks store their tax-free loot, including gold and valuable paintings.

Naturally, the bad guys hiding trillions would rather not have the light of the law shone on their shenanigans, and the body count starts to climb. Allon relies on his coterie of contacts and faithful sidekicks to stay one jump ahead of the pack as he dashes across Europe, pursuing his goal with laser focus.

You don’t have to read any of the previous series; each book stands on its own. But it you aren’t familiar with Silva’s work, I highly recommend you start at the beginning and peruse through the lot; you won’t be disappointed!

TV Series Review

The Perfect Couple

Streaming on Netflix September 6, 2024

I don’t normally review something I haven’t seen yet, but there’s a first time for everything!

The Perfect Couple is based on the novel of the same name by Elin Hildebrand. She has written several dozen books set on the island of Nantucket; they chronicle the lives of both the rich summer residents as well as the full-time citizens who (literally) cater to them.

Greer and Tag Winbury (played by Nicole Kidman and Liev Schreiber), are hosting the wedding of their son Benji and his bride Celeste at their fabulous beachside mansion on the island of Nantucket. Hundreds have been invited to the lavish affair, which is expected to be the talk of the island.

The eve of the wedding is tragically marred by the death of the maid of honor, however. Merritt is found on the beach below the mansion, apparently drowned. But when Chief of Police Ed Kapenash begins to investigate, he soon discovers an undercurrent of deceit and chicanery that belies the reputation of ‘the perfect couple’ and their family.

The novel is a very entertaining mix of whodunit and soap opera as the author explores both the backstories and the unraveling of the mystery. I thoroughly enjoyed reading the book and I look forward to seeing the mini-series!

Upcoming Book Launch in Calgary!

Join me on Sunday, September 15, 2024, 4 pm., at Owl’s Nest Books for the launch of Crystal Ball. I’ll be doing a reading and signing and greeting all our pals from Calgary!

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Life in Calgary

It’s Stampede time! For ten days every July, the Greatest Outdoor Show on Earth takes over the city and turns it into a very large punch bowl.

Folks outside town tend to think of The Stampede as an excuse to wear a cowboy hat and get drunk (and they’re generally correct), but there’s also an international cultural aspect that often gets overlooked.

Take, for instance, the Mexifest located across the street from our condo in a downtown parking lot. Mariachi bands and churro vendors compete with Lucha Libre wrestlers for the admiration of thousands of Mexican people who now call Calgary home.

Until you hear La Bamba sung with a country twang, you ain’t heard nothing yet.

Coming this Fall: The Official Launch of my latest FBI Agent Jack Kenyon series takes place at Owls Nest Books in Calgary on Sunday, September 15, 2024, at 4 pm.

I’ll be doing a reading and signing paperbacks. You can also order previous books in the series on Amazon.

Book Review

A Good Girl’s Guide to Murder

By Holly Jackson

I love reading (and writing) murder mysteries. I enjoy everything from police procedurals (Michael Connelly’s Detective Bosch series), to ‘cozy’ murder mysteries in which an amateur sleuth finds the killer when the authorities are baffled.

A Good Girl’s Guide to Murder falls into the latter category. The town of Fairview is rocked when high-school sweetheart Andie Bell goes missing. Her body is never discovered, but her boyfriend Sal commits suicide, leaving behind a note confessing to murder.

The police close the file, but enough disturbing questions remain to motivate young Pippi to dig further; as her senior high-school assignment, she chooses to investigate the tragedy. Along with the help of Sal’s older brother Raji, she interviews Andie’s gang, sifting through their recollections and social media postings for inconsistencies.

Her snooping soon attracts scoundrels who threaten her with harm if she doesn’t desist. Like all good sleuths, however, she toils on, placing herself at personal risk in order to uncover the truth.

The author (pictured) has written two sequels, and the series has just been made into a TV series by the BBC. I highly recommend you check out the novel first, however; it’s a great summer read!

Recipe: Ceviche

This is the perfect summer meal, and easy to prepare!

Ingredients

1/2 lb. of raw chopped white fish (basa)

1/2 lb. raw chopped shrimp.

1 cup lime juice

1 Tsp salt

1 tomato, chopped

1 mango, diced

½ red onion, slivered

1 avocado, diced

3 Tsp cilantro, diced

½ chili pepper, diced

Tortilla chips

Directions

Mix fish, lime juice and salt. Seal in a container and marinate in fridge for at least 4 hours (this cures the raw fish).

In a bowl, mix tomato, mango, onion, avocado, cilantro and chili.

Add cured fish. Garnish with cilantro and sliced onion.

Serve with tortilla chips and lots of cold cerveza.

Enjoy!

TV Series

The Sopranos

Created by David Chase

It’s been 25 years since the launch of The Sopranos? Fuggedaboudit!

For a quarter of a century, Tony, Carmela, Christopher, Silvio and the rest of the crew have been robbing, racketeering, whacking and screwing each other with criminal abandon.

This isn’t one of the best TV series every made, it’s the best TV series ever made. The show was so faithful to the mob life that James Gandolfini, who played the patriarch of the family, noted that he was frequently complimented by real ‘wise guys’ on its authenticity.

But most of all, it was tremendously entertaining. The mix of violence, irony and slapstick keeps you constantly riveted, even when you’ve seen each episode time and time again.

Creator David Chase and HBO, of course, had no idea how much the series would change modern American culture. The set, which is available on DVD and download, contains never-before-seen clips, as well as a documentary in which the cast and crew reflect on the show.

You don’t have to be a die-hard fan to enjoy it, but if you are, then no matter how hard you try to get out, they’ll pull you back in!

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Life in Calgary

Maybe too much air in the tires?

Canadian Tire had a sale on mountain bikes last week. I found one I liked but the back tire was flat, so I asked the sports clerk to inflate it. I then bought the bike and threw it in the back of my car.

By the time I got home, however, the tire was again flat. I immediately turned around and went back to the store, receipt in hand.

Unfortunately, CT has a lot of problems with people banging canoes into rocks and trying to get their money back, so they no longer allow most sports equipment to be returned or exchanged.

The customer-service clerk pointed to my bill. “See, it says right here, no returns or exchanges.”

“But you sold me a flat tire,” I responded. “You do see the irony here.”

“What?”

“Your store is called CT. Do you want to change it to CFT?”

The clerk pondered for a moment. “Canadian Flat Tire?”

“I was thinking of another four-letter word.”

She eventually relented and allowed me to exchange my bike for the same model. “Is there anything else you need help with?” She asked

“Yes, I hear you rent car tires, as well. Can you give me your flat rate?”

Coming This Fall!

Reading and Signing at Owls Nest Books, September 15, 4 pm!

An Interview With Author Gordon Cope

Crystal Ball is the sixth book featuring FBI Agent Jack Kenyon. To what do you attribute the longevity of the series?

I’ve been writing the series for several decades now, and the characters – Jack, Jasmine, Marge – are all like old friends. Whenever I start a new book, it’s like a reunion. I also try to create a unique crisis – hackers, genetic terrorists – that reflects what’s happening on the front pages of the real world. And finally, there’s lots of twists and turns that keep readers turning the pages!

A lot of series are episodic, in which the action happens and then everyone switches back to default mode until the next crisis comes along. Do you do that with this series?

Jack and the other characters have evolved through the series, growing older, changing jobs, etc. Crystal Ball is an important installment in their lives, in that Jack and Bee are getting married, and one of the main characters dies. It’s going to be a very traumatic book for fans of the series.

How long does it take you to write a book?

It takes me about twelve months from start to finish. I spend a month or two plotting out the premise, then about six months writing the first draft, then another month editing and getting feedback from my cadre of volunteer readers, and then laying out the book and having it converted to eBook and paperback files for Kindle. I end up wearing a lot of hats! By the time the book reaches the official launch date, a year has passed.

Are you planning another book for Jack Kenyon?

Yes! Without giving away too much from Crystal Ball, Jack and Bee start a new life together, with lots of complications ensuing! Once I launch Crystal Ball, I’ll begin plotting out the premise for the next book.

Recipe: BBQ Cod

This is an easy and delicious summer meal; simply flavor the cod and let it cook! Great with asparagus and rice on the side.

Ingredients

4 cod fillets or cod loins about 8 ounces each

1 ½ tablespoons olive oil

1/2 tablespoon Cajun seasoning

½ teaspoon salt

1 clove crushed garlic

Chopped green onion

Chopped fresh parsley

Lemons for garnish and juice

Instructions

Pat the cod fish very dry with paper towels. Brush them with olive oil.

Combine the Cajun seasoning, salt, and crushed garlic. Sprinkle evenly over the filets.

Bake in the BBQ at medium for 10 minutes or until the fish flakes easily with a fork at its thickest point.

Sprinkle with green onion and chopped fresh parsley.  Serve with fresh lemon wedges or spritz with fresh lemon juice.

Book Review

Trunk Music

By Michael Connelly

Connelly is our all-time favorite police-procedural author, and we’ve been reading him for several decades. Trunk Music came out in 1997, and is one of his classic tales revolving around LAPD Detective Hieronymus (Harry) Bosch.

The book opens with the discovery of a murder victim in the trunk of his Rolls Royce, which is found abandoned in a fire lane above the Hollywood Bowl. Harry and his team are called out to investigate what appears to be a mob hit; the corpse was killed with two execution-style wounds to his skull from a .22 pistol.

Harry soon focuses on a mafia gang that has its tentacles in a number of Vegas casinos, but things aren’t quite what they seem; the evidence pointing to a prominent capo is simply too good to be true.

Harry’s dogged determination to find the real killers makes all kinds of enemies both within the mafia as well as LAPD headquarters, where entrenched interests would just as soon not see the truth revealed. Soon, Harry is dodging more bullets than a marine on D-Day. Justice ultimately wins out, however, and the bad guys are royally punished.

I found reading the book just as enjoyable today as when I first laid eyes on it over a quarter-century ago. I highly recommend Trunk Music!

Movie Review

Queen Bees

Streaming on Netflix

This is a feel-good movie starring some of Hollywood’s most endearing actors. Ellen Burstyn plays Helen, an independent widow living on her own until she gets forgetful and lights her kitchen on fire. Her worried daughter insists she temporarily relocate to a senior’s home during renovation, and Helen reluctantly agrees.

The home is dominated by the Queen Bees, a quartet of bitchy divas led by the seriously uptight Janet Poindexter (played with demonic glee by Jane Curtin), whose purpose in life is to make life unbearable for all the other tenants.

Helen isn’t intimidated by the Queen Bees, and makes it her task to give them their comeuppance. Along the way, she meets handsome widower Dan (played by James Caan), who becomes her love interest.

This is a great movie for cameos; pay close attention and you’ll see French Stewart, who played the delightfully goofy Harry in 3rd Rock from the Sun.

While a few hearts get broken, it all ends well; I especially like the fact that there wasn’t a single car chase scene or shoot-em-up in the entire movie. I highly recommend Queen Bees!

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Life in Paris

Sigh. It’s snowing like hell in Calgary so I thought I’d dig through the vault and find a bit of happiness in Paris. This is the El Vecino Mexican Restaurant located near Place de la République. We didn’t eat there, but the sign out front caught my eye and I couldn’t resist a selfie. Fu*K your Diet is the name of their signature German ginger beer.

Life in Mexico

Years ago, the area around Club Santiago was a castor oil plantation. The beans from the plant were used to make plastics, varnishes and paints. When cheaper alternatives were found, the plantations were abandoned. But the plant itself is quite hardy, and descendants can be found growing in ditches along roads throughout the area.

Unfortunately, the beans contain ricin, one of the deadliest poisons known to mankind. Even a speck as small as a grain of sand can kill you. Casual contact with the skin can also lead to burning and blistering.

The reason I’m calling it to your attention is because the plant grows around the Club Santiago golf course; you can see them in profusion along the third and fourth fairways where they border the highway.

If the beans are inadvertently ground up and dispersed by the ground crews mowing the fairways, you can accidentally come in contact with traces of ricin.

Soviet agents have used ricin to poison their foes, so you should avoid them too. (That’s Xenia Onatopp, the deadly spy from Goldeneye, in case you’re wondering.)

Should you break out in a rash or blisters, treat it with over-the-counter cortisone cream or Calamine lotion.

TV Review

The Gentlemen

Streaming on Netflix

I’m not the biggest fan of film producer Guy Ritchie. He loves to do British crime gang movies with lots of Cockney low life and grisly shot-gun duels. So it was with trepidation that I approached The Gentlemen.

On the surface, it’s much like his usual fare. A career officer by the name of Eddie inherits a dukedom from his father Lord Halstead when the latter prefers him over his dissipated eldest son Freddy. Freddy is flamboyantly aghast at this turn of events, mainly because he owes 4 million to a nasty bit of business to whom Theo must cough up lest his brother suffer defenestration

That’s not the worst of Eddie’s problems. It turns out that a gang run by a carbuncle named Bobby Glass has established a grow-op on the estate and isn’t about to up sticks. His daughter, the delicious Susie Glass, must play intermediary as various shenanigans, including heists and murder, complicate matters.

What makes the TV series so much fun is the fast-pace, plot twists and general eccentricity that seems to permeate every character. It’s a lot of fun to watch, and I highly recommend The Gentlemen!

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Movie Review

The Holdovers

Streaming on Amazon Prime

It’s a quirky premise; a cranky professor at a prestigious prep academy is forced to stay on duty over the Christmas holidays along with a stranded student and a grieving school cook.

So, why did this period piece set in 1971 receive 5 Academy award nominations, including Best Picture of the Year?

Paul Giamatti is reason number one. The award-winning actor brings his rumpled everyman persona to the role of Paul Hunhan, a life-long bachelor who has dedicated his career to nurturing the pampered spawn of America’s elites. His efforts at Barton Academy in the face of supreme apathy has completely depleted his passion for teaching, leaving a bitter husk of a man.

Angus, the student (played by Dominic Sessa), has been abandoned at the last minute after his mother and his new step-dad elope to St. Kitts.  He vows to make the holiday as miserable as only an angst-filled teenage boy can do.

Mary, the head cook (brilliantly portrayed by Da’Vine Joy Randolph), has lost her drafted son in the Vietnam War. Her grief and anger toward the deferred boys who attend Barton is palpable.

Together, the three form an unlikely alliance in an effort to survive their odious fortune. Slowly, they forge bridges between their emotional isolation. Each character grows in self-esteem and maturity, achieving the gift of Christmas that no mere present beneath the tree could achieve.

Although the only winning Oscar went to Da’Vine Joy Randolph for Supporting Actress, all of the nominees, including Giamatti as Leading Actor and David Meningson for Best Original Screenplay, are highly deserving.  This is a gem of a movie; I highly recommend The Holdovers!

Recipe: Roast Pork Belly

Cooking dinner literally doesn’t get any easier than this. You can pick up fresh pork belly at any Chinese butcher (a big shout-out to T&T market in Calgary!) and make this tender, succulent dish in under an hour.

Ingredients

1 kg of pork belly

Instructions

Score the top fat layer in a diamond shape pattern. Place in a shallow tin pan (I line the pan with parchment paper to make the clean-up easier).

Roast for 40 minutes at 400F.

Slice and serve with baked sweet potato and corn. Enjoy!

Book Review

Table for Two

By Amor Towles

Creating a short story is undoubtedly one of the most difficult tasks a writer can face. You have to create the main characters, setting, story and outcome to the satisfaction of the reader, all in a fraction of the space that a novel allows you. In addition, you have to include a twist in the plot, one that is both totally unexpected and, at the same time, totally believable.

I’m not an avid short story reader for that reason. I find that contemporary writers fall short of the mark when compared to O. Henry.

The exception is Amor Towles. We’ve always enjoyed his novels (A Gentleman in Moscow), so I didn’t hesitate when his latest fictional effort, Table for Two, was published. It’s a set of six short stories set in New York, and a novella set in Hollywood. The short stories are crafted like a fine Swiss watch, every word and phrase so exact that each tale captures the frailties and aspirations of the characters with exquisite precision, and each ending comes as both a surprise and a wish for the story to continue.

As an aside, people often ask me where I get my ideas. As any writer will tell you, it’s a combination of observation and inspiration. I’ll give you an example of the former. I was driving down McLeod Trail adjacent to the Stampede Grounds one evening when I glanced over and spotted a woman sitting at a bus shelter clutching a giant stuffed panda and crying her eyes out. Now you know there’s gotta be a story there.

Well I didn’t write about my observation, but Towles did. I will Survive involves a happenstance encounter that the author must have made while walking in Central Park that was so unique that it inspired him to cut a fascinating tale out of imaginary cloth. I won’t tell you and spoil it, but you’ll recognize immediately what I’m talking about when you read it. I highly recommend Table for Two!

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Life in Mexico

It’s the little things in life that makes living in Mexico so enjoyable.

Every other week, we go down to the Santiago market where the chicken ladies have a stall under a staircase. Their counters are festooned with broilers and eggs and poultry appendages.

Their free-range produce is classified as Mexi-organic, because Tia Maria who raises them can’t afford hormones or antibiotics, so you get them the same way they’ve been sold for the last 500 years.

Mama Angelica is in charge. When I ask for ‘Milanesa’, she picks up her razor-sharp cleaver and slices a breast so thin it’s the size of a bread board when she’s done.

Whenever I want to make paté, I always buy my livers there; although ‘buy’ is a misnomer as they just give me a bag.

And the price? I can buy enough chicken for twenty servings for around twenty-five bucks. Read it and weep.

Recipe; Mariposa Chicken

Mariposa (or butterfly) chicken is easy to make in less than an hour, and it always comes out moist, tender and delicious!

Ingredients

1 whole chicken

½ cup of butter, soft

1 garlic clove, crushed

1 tsp of salt

½ tsp of black pepper

2 Tsp of parsley, chopped

Directions

Heat the oven to 425F. (You can also cook it on the BBQ).

Split the backbone so that the whole chicken lies flat. You can do it at home if you have a good pair of meat shears, but it’s also sold pre-prepared; if you don’t see one out on the shelf, just ask the butcher to split one for you (butterfly translates as ‘mariposa’ in Spanish – easy to remember).

Lay the chicken skin-side up in an oven tray that has been sprayed with oil or covered with parchment paper and allow it to warm to room temperature.

Mix together the butter, garlic, salt, pepper and parsley into a paste. Place half the paste under the skin of the breast and legs, and spread the rest on top of the skin.

Roast for 45 minutes, then cover and allow to rest for 10 minutes before carving.

Enjoy!

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Book Review

The Appeal

By Janice Hallett

The novel attracted quite a bit of attention when it debuted in 2021 due to the unusual structure; rather than telling the story of a murder using chronological narrative, the majority of the book is told through a series of emails and instant messages sent between the primary suspects.

This is a bit of a spoiler, but it will help you understand the premise right from the first paragraphby rather than having to fumble through several chapters trying to figure out what’s going on. Two independent investigators have been hired by the lawyer representing the imprisoned murderer in an attempt to overthrow the conviction. They are trolling through messages sent between friends and acquaintances prior to, and after, the murder in an attempt to find the real killer.

The story itself points to an intriguing range of motives. A two-year old girl is suffering from a rare brain cancer, one with little chance of survival. Her parents and grandparents are part of an amateur theatre company in an affluent English village, and they decide to launch a Gofundme appeal to raise money for an expensive, experimental treatment developed in the US.

As the investigators work through the correspondence, however, troubling questions emerge. Is someone stealing money from the appeal? Does the experimental cure, in fact, even exist? The reader is drawn through a series of interpersonal disputes that could very well escalate into nasty repercussions.

Even though the author creates a dozen potential suspects, in the end, Hallett wraps it up neatly with a bow, much to the satisfaction of yours truly. This is a unique twist on the Agatha-Christie English village murder mystery. I highly recommend The Appeal!

TV Series Review

Expats

Streaming on Amazon Prime

This six-part mini-series set in Hong Kong is based on the novel by Janice Lee. Normally, I would give the domestic drama a pass, but it stars Nicole Kidman, and I’d be a fool not to give it the sniff test.

I’m sure glad I did. Nicole stars as Margaret, the mother of three children, who is stationed in HK with her husband Clarke (played by Brian Tee). One day, she takes the children with their young nanny Mercy (Ji-Young Yoo), to the night market, where her four year old son Gus suddenly disappears.

The abduction sets off a series of crises in her family, with Margaret searching the city for signs of her son, and Michael retreating to the comfort of religion. The remaining two children are traumatized by fear that they might be next, and there’s nothing their parents can do to protect them.

The series explores a further layer of trauma within the extended community of HK’s domestic service industry. The opportunity for work draws hundreds of thousands of Filipina and Indonesian women to Singapore, HK and the North America seeking to support their families back home. Mercy is wracked by guilt, and Essie, who raised Margaret’s children from infancy, experiences the same nightmare that every mother faces.

The series is brilliantly cast, but it is Nicole who rises a level above with her unrivaled ability to evince her character’s grief through the tiniest of micro-expressions, magnified by the intense close-ups used by the cinematographer. You feel her pain, not through cries of anguish, but the immense, deep distress in her eyes.

This is a feast of Nicole Kidman’s talent that equals her best performances on both the big and small screens; I highly recommend Expats!

Documentary Review

American Symphony

Streaming on Netflix

For years, Jon Baptiste was well-known as the bandleader on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert.

He is also an accomplished song writer, singer and performer, teaming up with everyone from Stevie Wonder to Ed Sheeran. He has won 5 Grammy awards, including Album of the Year for We Are, in 2021.

The documentary, directed by Matthew Heineman and executive-produced by Barack and Michelle Obama, follows the artist as he composes American Symphony, an orchestral arrangement featuring black musical styles, and simultaneously deals with his wife Suleika’s relapse into leukemia.

This is a portrayal of their struggles to beat a deadly disease and to finish the biggest musical challenge of his career. The documentary is both intimate and majestic, as they suffer the pains of chemotherapy and celebrate the debut at Carnegie Hall. I highly recommend American Symphony.  

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Life in Mexico

There’s a line of coconut vendors at the side of the toll road heading toward Colima. Just past that is a shady cantina consisting of half a dozen picnic tables and a cow.

The cantina serves ‘pajarete’, which is made from milk straight from the cow. The vendor then adds vanilla, chocolate, strawberries and pure cane liquor. Essentially, it’s a milk-shake for alcoholics.

Because cows are milked in the morning only, pajarete is consumed at breakfast, and you can see many a thirsty truck driver at the cantina bracing themselves for the windy mountain roads ahead.

Pajarete tastes best when drunk from a clay mug, but if you’re in a hurry, they have go-cups that fit into the beverage holder on your console. The nice thing is, if you run out of gas, you can probably pour it into the tank and it will work just as well as the stuff you buy at Pemex.

FYI: Pajarete is also known as the ‘drink of death’, due to the fact that unscrupulous vendors swap out the cane liquor with wood alcohol. About two dozen people have been killed in the last year.

Recipe; Fish and Shrimp Curry

This is a great way to enjoy the fresh seafood we have in abundance in Manzanillo. Easy to prepare, and delicious to eat!

Ingredients

1 lb of dorado (or any white fish), cut into 1-in cubes.

12 peeled shrimp

2 Tsp of butter

Half an onion, chopped

Half a red pepper, chopped

2 garlic cloves, chopped

1 tsp of ginger, minced

1 Tsp of curry powder

1 tsp of cumin

1 tsp of paprika

1 can of peeled tomatoes

Fresh coriander and mint.

Directions

In a Dutch oven or large pan with lid, lightly fry the fish and shrimp in butter. Remove.

Fry the onion, garlic, ginger, pepper, and spices (add a little more butter if it gets dry).

Add the tomatoes, cover and simmer on low for about 20 minutes.

Return the fish and shrimp to the pan and simmer for another two minutes.

Serve on rice with mint and coriander topping.

Enjoy!

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Book Review

The Paradise Trilogy

By Elin Hilderbrand

We’ve always been big fans of Elin Hilderbrand, who has written about a million novels set in the island of Nantucket. As an author, she creates a background ‘bible’ for every major fictional character, in which their life is lovingly detailed with everything from their favorite childhood sundae to the designer jeans they wear.

I know, it sounds a little over the top, but this allows the celebrated ‘Queen of the beach read’ to take the dramatic circumstances of the main characters (death of a child, a cheating spouse), and weave a rich tapestry that literally pulls you into their lives.

The Paradise Trilogy (Winter in Paradise, What Happens in Paradise, and Troubles in Paradise), is an outlier for two reasons. Most of Hilderbrand’s novels are stand-alone, in that they rarely have sequels. The trilogy is also set in the US Virgin Islands, which happens to have an identical tropical environment to what we experience in Manzanillo.

The series revolves around Irene Steele, wife of Robert Steele and mother to two adult sons, Baker and Cash. She lives in Iowa City in a Victorian house; its restoration has been her main occupation while her husband travels the world on business.

Irene’s life is turned upside-down, however, when her husband dies in a helicopter accident in the US Virgin Islands. When she journeys there with her two sons, she learns that Robert owned an immense mansion overlooking the St. John harbor.

She also discovers that he has been living a secret life with a mistress in the mansion. As the plot unfolds, her bewilderment turns to anger as she realizes the depths of duplicity that her husband has descended. One twist follows another as she and her sons try to adapt to the new reality of their lives.

We both found the series very addictive, and read all three books in a matter of days! I highly recommend The Paradise Trilogy.

Documentary Review

The Greatest Night in Pop

Streaming on Netflix

In January 28, 1985, three dozen of the greatest pop stars on the planet got together for a single night to record We Are the World, a pop tune designed to raise money for the relief of starvation in Africa.

The original idea came from Harry Belafonte, who had been inspired by the Christmas Carol, Do They Know It’s Christmas? He asked friends Lionel Ritchie and Michael Jackson to write the tune and lyrics, and encouraged American and European stars to participate.

The challenge, of course, was to get all the singers in one room for one night. They chose the evening of the American Music Awards, knowing that the majority of participants would be in Los Angeles to celebrate, and then cajoled stars like Bruce Springsteen who were on tour to make a special detour.

The documentary largely relies on taped footage that was recorded during the rehearsal and performance, as well as interviews conducted by director Bao Nguyen with participants such as Richie, Springsteen and Huey Lewis. In the end, the documentary is much more than a stroll down musical memory lane as it is a revealing insight into the real people behind the carefully crafted public personas of the performers.

The song was rewarded a Grammy and ended up raising $100 million in aid. I highly recommend The Greatest Night in Pop.

Mexican Strawberry Champagne Cocktail

We’re celebrating Linda’s birthday this month, and there’s no better way than Champagne on the beach!

Ingredients

Strawberries

1 Tsp of lemon juice

½ tsp of vanilla extract

Champagne (or any dry sparkling wine)

Gently pulse the strawberries, lemon juice, vanilla extract and crushed ice in a blender, then mix with bubbly in a large wine glass. Enjoy!

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Life in France

Linda and I have been in Antibes for almost a month now, and we love it!

Even though Antibes is in France and Manzanillo in Mexico, it’s amazing how much the two towns have in common. The people are friendly and laid-back, the sun shines most of the year-round, and the streets are lined with palms. But there are also glaring differences – here are a few observations.

Crazy Scooter Drivers

Not a day goes by in Manzanillo where you don’t see a moto flying down the street with a five year old jammed between mom and pop and a tyke plopped on the gas tank, gleefully clinging to the handlebars.

European drivers may not have the household strapped in, but they sure love to race their Vespas along the sidewalk should the street be clogged by lethargic traffic. I think there’s also a law that says they have to hold their cellphone in one hand and a Vape in the other while driving.

Tacos

That’s right, Diego, the ubiquitous street food of Mexico has gone big-time in France. They don’t limit themselves to boring things like tongue or BBQ brains over here, either. Our little taco joint down the block offers cordon bleu, scallops, spicy Thai sauce and fried eggs.

Fresh Ingredients

France prides itself in bio; the label on every head of lettuce and bag of spuds boasts about being grown with organic poo and no pesticides. Our neighborhood butcher, Monsieur Bardot, has Polaroids of happy calves taped to his veal display. Mexico is also big on bio, but mainly because farmers can’t afford the hormones and antibiotics for their cattle, and chickens are perfectly happy to wander around the yard feasting on ants and scorpions. Either way, you eat great.

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TV Series Review

Inside Man

Streaming on Netflix

Stanly Tucci plays Jefferson Grieff, a prisoner on death row who refuses to plead clemency for murdering his wife. He does, however, use his acute sense of deduction to solve seemingly baffling cases. Grief’s sidekick is a serial killer named Dillon (played with hilarious gruesomeness by Atkins Estimond).

Grieff is contacted by a woman who’s friend Janice has disappeared from her home in a tiny English village. Janice is, in fact, being held prisoner in the vestry basement by the vicar, who is wrestling with a moral dilemma that threatens to ruin his family and career.

The clock is ticking, and Grieff and his posse have to find and rescue Janice before a sinister fate befalls her. The four-part series is a tremendous mash-up of everything from Midsomer Murders to Silence of the Lambs, all held together by the inspired performance of Tucci. I highly recommend Inside Man!